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Funny WhatsApp status in hindi and English 2020

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In Today's life, many people are suffering from hypertension, Depression because of the stress life that we are living today. One laughter is one of the most important things that help them to move out of this thing. It is rightly said that laughter is the best medicine. So a question arises how can we help people to laugh through the heart ??So, there is very simple guys this is the era of social media, mobile phone, computer. We can share funny quotes, jokes and Funny WhatsApp status.
  What there is another question arises how can we get funny WhatsApp status,
Funny quotes to help your friends and family members to laugh and give some happiness in their life.
Similarly, this is also very simple our team today give 40+ funny WhatsApp status.

Funny WhatsApp status 

Funny WhatsApp status
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-I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients? 

-We a - re WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D

-Give me food and a pc with an internet connection and you wouldn't hear about me for ages.

-Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

-Please donate some money as I want to buy a new smartphone so that I can continue posting on the page on the go. 

-The movie ABCD should have been named YBCD coz I clearly heard PrabhuDeva saying "Yeni Body Can Dance".

-Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.

-I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. :')

-Hello, modelling agency? Yes! Umm... I just got 37 likes on my new profile pic, I think I'm ready to go pro.

-When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.

-It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry :)

-I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)

-There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough ;)

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz

The only thing I gained so far in 2013 is weight :)

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.

TODAY has been cancelled. Go back to BED :)

I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

I'm so poor I went to KFC today to lick people's fingers.

I accused my friend of being gay yesterday... He was so angry he hit me with his purse.

I love my ringtone so much, but when it rings in public, I get so fucking embarrassed..

I hate when my friends look great in large size clothes... and I always look like a bean bag.

Standing in the shower thinking...I really need a chair in here.

When you first joined Facebook you never thought this shit would be this addictive.

When ur GF blocks u on FB...
Its called an electronic divorce. 

I fucking hate when I write a Facebook status and some idiot comments ..I don't get it.

At least mosquitos are attracted to me.

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife, And beer as COLD as your own. :)

That awkward moment, when people ask: Are you a couple? And you look at each other and wait who's going to answer first.

We all have someone's phone number in our phone and they have no idea we have it!

26 missed calls from mum: Lol, whatever.
1 missed call from dad: Fuck

God made us all different. But when he got to China he
thought ...Fuck it. Copy, paste, copy, paste.....

Me: This movie isn't even scary.
Girlfriend: It's based on a true story!
Me: OMG that's some scary shit.

Movies are shit, I started dancing at the vegetable market today and not one joined me. 

That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.

In a dictionary, first comes divorce, then marriage.

So, hey friends this is funny WhatsApp status in English, now we are going to share some Funny WhatsApp status in Hindi and some Funny WhatsApp status images. Hope you will enjoy.

-Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi

Funny WhatsApp status in hindi
Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi

महसूस कर रहे हैं तेरी लापरवाही कुछ दिनों से, याद रखना अगर हम बदल गये तो मनाना तेरे बस की बात नही..

नजर‬ झुका के बात कर ‪‎पगली‬, जीतने तेरे पास कपडे‬ नही होन्गे, उतने‬ तो मे रोज ‪लफडे‬ करता हुं..
रेस वो लोग करते है, जीसे अपनी किस्मत आजमानी हो, हम तो वो खिलाडी है, जो अपनी किस्मत के साथ खेलते है..

ए लडकी तु तेरे ‪Attitude‬ का फोटो खींचकर ‪OLX‬ पर बेच दे, कयोंकी हम पुरानी चीजे पसंद नही करते..

प्यार हे तो ठिक है अगर Attitude है.. तो Baby तु अपने घर मे ही ठिक है..

हम तो पहले से बिगडे हुऐ है, हमारा कोई क्या बिगाड लेगा..


हम बंदूक के ट्रिगर पे नहीँ, बल्की खुद के जीगर पे जीते हैं..

हम मरेगें भी तो उस अंदाज से.. जिस अंदाज में लोग जीने को भी तरसते है.

खैरात में मिली हुई खुशी हमे पसंद नही है, क्यूंकि हम गम में भी नवाब की तरह जीते है..

इस शहर की हवा तक हमारे खिलाफ नही चल सकती.. तो फिर दूश्मन कि हैसियत ही क्या है..

मुकाम वो चाहिए की जिस दिन भी हारु, उस दिन जीतने वाले से ज्यादा मेंरे चर्चे हो..

तू हमारी क्या बराबरी करेगी ए पगली.. हम तो न्यूज भी डीजे पर सुनते हें..

शेर को सवा शेर कहीं ना कहीं ज़रूर मिलता हैं.. और रही बात हमारी तो हम तो बचपन से ही सवा शेर हैं..

हम जिस शहर के राजा हे वहाँ की दीवार दीवार पर लिखा हे, कि कानून का आना जाना मना है।

एक दिन ßhai इतना Famous होगा की लोग, ßhai को ‪Facebook‬ पे नहीं ‪Google‬ पे सचॅ करेंगे..

तेरी मेरी जोड़ी ना मिलेगी छोरी , क्यूंकि जिस attitude की तु बात करती है , उससे ज्यादा वजनदार तो हम जूते पहनते हैं..

सुकून की बात मत कर ऐ ग़ालिब... बचपन वाला इतवार अब नहीं आता..

सोचता हूँ कि अब तेरे दिल में उतर कर देखूं; कौन है वहां, जो मुझको तेरे दिल में बसने नहीं देता..

लाख तलवारे बढ़ी आती हों गर्दन की तरफ; सर झुकाना नहीं आता तो झुकाए कैसे..

जुबां पे मोहर लगाना कोई बड़ी बात नहीं; बदल सको तो बदल दो मेरे खयालों को..

बैठ कर किनारे पर मेरा दीदार ना कर; मुझको समझना है तो समन्दर में उतर के देख..

किसकी मजाल जो छेड़े दिलेर को, गरदिस में घेर लेते हे गीदड़ भी शेर को..

अच्छे होते है बुरे लोग, कम से कम अच्छे होने का दिखावा नहीं करते..

जिसदिन उपना एक्का चलॆगा, उस दिन बादशाह तो क्या, उसका बाप भि उपना गुलाम बनेगा..

मेरी दोस्ती का फायदा उठा लेना, क्युंकी मेरी दुश्मनी का नुकसान सह नही पाओगे..
ना तो बिका हूँ ना ही कभी बिक पाऊंगा.. ये ना समझना मै भी हज़ारो जैसा हूँ..

मुझे ही नहीं रहा शौक़ -ए मोहब्बत, वरना तेरे शहर की खिड़कियाँ इशारे अब भी करती हैं..

सिकंदर तो हम अपनी मर्जी से है, पर हम दुनिया नहीं दिल जितने आये हे..

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